my spiritual home
now you too can get hit on by kaji
My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
wish your girlfriend was hot like me
wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
was that a horcrux
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
I LAUGHED SO HARD I FELL BACKWARDS OFF THE COUCH
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
- That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
- That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
- Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
- THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
- Can I sleep?
- If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
- You can’t pronounce THAT word?
- WHAT THE HELL
- The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
- My skin’s crawling
- Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
- You skipped a line
- LOL what was that?
- I don’t even.
8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant
This is the most beautiful thing ever.
thank you science
THE BINKY JUST…….
Use #11 - Annoying Tumblr users by making one of those incredibly long photosets that take ages to scroll past
(PS Press J the next time you see this and it goes to the next post straightaway)
this is still one of my favorite photos of all time